I just couldn't resist, nor could I claim originality for this one. One of the Toronto dailies did a "separated at birth" piece a few weeks back. Some were a little amusing, but this one was jaw dropping.
James Bond nemesis, evil mastermind and Toronto Mayor Goldfinger During the campaign, opponents and news media dug up a closet full of skeletons on Rob Ford: his arrest for DUI in the U.S., charges of spousal abuse, allegations of alcohol problems. He mugshot was even plastered on the front page of every paper in the city. 
Posing as his alias, renegade city councillor Rob FodBut somehow he managed to hide his secret identity and plans for world domination. And now he's running a city with the largest population in the country and a budget of more than $9-billion.How did he get away with it? How did we let it happen? Oh god, what have we done?
