Man set on fire while sleeping. A dramatization:
STAN THE JERK
Hey Tom! You see that guy asleep who fell asleep on that ratty old sofa? Should we wake him up?
TOM THE SCUMBAG
I’ve got a better idea! Let’s pour lighter fluid on him and set him on fire!
JOEY THE BASTARD
Yeah! That’s a great idea! I like watching [...]


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